Throckmorton P. Turdblossom’s ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’(Wednesday Edition)
by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 14/09/11 at 6:04 am
"Hell's Bells! Speaking of stupid fads, I remember these two singing negro fellas back in the 80s who started wearing their baggy pants backwards. Backwards mind ya! Now wat you 'n I calls singing ain't exactly wot these here fellers did. More like mumble and curse! I guess they's musta tripped alot 'cause never did hear of 'em much thereafter."
I see people wearing their ball caps backwards. What are they trying to do, keep the sun off their neck?
Lavant Avant Bugsasqwakey, Florida
Dear Lavant,
Naw, it’s just cuz they’re stupid. The only person what should be wearing their cap backwards is the catcher on yer baseball team (and that’s just cuz you can’t put your mask on if’n you wear your hat right.
These folks that think it’s cool to wear their hats and visors ass backwards are just a bunch of retards. You’ve got ‘em wearing ‘em sideways and upside down and every which way but loose. It all reminds me of that stuped craze back in the 80′s when Madonna started wearing her bra on the outside of her clothes.
Just remember that these folks are all retards and card carrying ACORN members and laugh at ‘em like the rest of us.
TPT
T0day’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: I read me a poem about the Walrus and the Carpenter walking along a beach. If Paul McCartney is the Walrus, was the Carpenter Karen or Richard?
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