by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 18/09/11 at 9:28 pmDear Mr. Turdy,
My girlfriend Betty lou told me in no uncertain terms that I needed to ‘get some lead in my pencil.’ Now, I’ve been to Staples and Office Depot and everyone I ask there is too damn busy laughing to help me! I know she’s gonna ask me again this Friday when I pick her up for a date and I just don’t want her to say my pencil is empty. Please help.
Desperate in New London
Well feller, no more of that Mr. Turdy stuff to begin with. As far as needin’ some lead fer yer pencil I suggest about a dozen or so raw oysters, some tabasco sauce to stun them, three or four beers to wash it down, and a neat little blue pill called viagra. Hope it helps