Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Monday Edition)
by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 30/10/11 at 7:31 pm
" Welll....Mums the word on that!"
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Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom,
Exactly what does the “P” stand for in your name? Please tell us your middle name.
Didy Dody Diddly, Delaware
Dear Didy,
It’s like this: it’s a family name and I ain’t saying. Like them secret agent guvment fellers say: “If’n I told ya, I’d have to kill ya!”
TPT
Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: Even a man is allowed to have his own little secrets… and they are usually the ones that save him the most embarrassment!
Let’s Hear It!