Hillary Clinton Named Esquire’s ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ for 2014

by on 08/10/13 at 6:45 am

Hillary says she was honored!

Hillary says she was honored!

New York City – (SatireWorld.com)

Hillary Clinton was named Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2014 — making it the first time a suspected lesbian been given the coveted title by the men’s magazine and the first lesbian presidential candidate to get the honor.

But Hillary’s not the only celeb who’s considered one of the sexiest stars alive. Mila Kunis won the same Esquire award last year, Kate Upton is considered one of the sexiest supermodels of all time and Halle Berry has proven that attraction doesn’t have anything to do with age.

Runner-up this year was Patricia Scourby-Purchacki an advanced middle-ager who hasn’t fared all that well in the looks department, but her hubby says she can still make a great hagis. Scourby-Purchacki makes a living as a Democratic troll on Facebook.

And that just scratches the surface of sexy. From Hillary Clinton to Mila Kunis to Kate Upton. So, who does Bill Clinton think is the sexiest woman alive these days? Well, we asked Bill Clinton that very same question and his answer might amaze you….”Any woman within easy reach!”



One Response to “Hillary Clinton Named Esquire’s ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ for 2014”

  1. captain america

    Oct 8th, 2013

    ….who said Chris Matthews’ taste was in his arse?

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