Desperate White House Staffers Now Referring To The President As Simply….’The Bear’….Huh?

by on 11/07/14 at 6:14 am

THIS IS NOT THE WORLD'S NOST AGGRESSIVE CARNIVORE

THIS IS NOT THE WORLD’S NOST AGGRESSIVE CARNIVORE

THIS IS A BEAR TOO

THIS IS A THE WORLD’S MOST AGRESSIVE CARNIVORE

NOT A BEAR

THIS IS NOT A BEAR

THIS IS A BEAR

THIS IS A BEAR

The White House – (satireworld.com)

In recent weeks a new manly nickname for Barack Obama has surfaced and has been inserted in press releases, along with those dreaded photo-ops, and played upon by the mainstream media as a description that highlights Obama’s hereto unknown dominating personna. ‘The Bear’ has connoctations of a fierce, burly, testosterone heavy and aggressive creature that most should respect and fear. So now, when mentioning Obama, ardent supporters want you to think of him as simply…’The Bear!

Yes, you’ve heard right. A bear.

Presumably, a grizzly bear with big teeth, long claws, and a reputation of force, power, and dominance.

So, in order to clear things up here at satireworld.com we have decided to compare both Obama and a real bear so our urban friends who’s feet almost never touch green grass can understand how these two icons relate.

After all, any attempt, no matter how feeble or pathetic, at creating a legacy is important for those who serve ‘the bear’ everyday and now worry that spending the last 6 years as a White House insider top a man who’s supposed to be like a ‘bear’ just might look a little silly on a resume.



One Response to “Desperate White House Staffers Now Referring To The President As Simply….’The Bear’….Huh?”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jul 11th, 2014

    There was a typo in the press releases, they should have read “The Bear Skat!”

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