by Annoying Rash on 25/07/15 at 8:53 am
George Hussein Obama celebrated Kwanza every year but with a little different twist than with the typical Afro-American celebration, but all he has money for is a post card showing a smiling US President…Barack Obama, his half-brother.
According to George, “I don’t have no money to spend on nothin’ since I only make $12.00 a month! No, my brother in America has never tried to help me.”
It seems George Obama is President Barack Obama’s half-brother! The one you never hear about in the press, and certainly the one Barack never mentions for obvious reasons. In fact, brother-Barack never offered to help him move from his shanty-town hut where he lives with Barack’s paternal Grandmother, to a nicer, cleaner home!
According to Kenyan records Barack Obama has a half-sister, a half-uncle, three half-cousins, a half-brother, and 37 half-dogs living in the Hussein bush clan.
“Yeah, my Mom had an affair with the same guy as fathered me and Barack. He is my only kin and he never, ever calls me!” Said George as he sat on a discarded barrel picking his feet.
So, what does the President’s brother like to do in his spare time?
Well, for starters he forages for food in dumpsters all over Nairobi, steals hubcaps from cars, and smokes khat every afternoon at 5PM.
George Obama says he would love to visit America, but regrets he hasn’t the money for a simple bus ride across Nairobi, much less any hopes of airfare to the US!
When asked what he’d like his half-brother to do for him, “Make me a good job like washing the White House limos, work for ACORN, or I’ll be just a doorman!
“But I think I’d probably would have had a better shot if I could have voted for Romney in 2012”