Meghan McCain Threatens Trump Over Twinkie Plant Closing

by on 02/09/18 at 4:07 pm

Meghan McMuffin (aka Meghan McCain ) says she really misses her daily fare of four Egg McMuffins, coffee, and half a dozen Twinkies for breakfast. Meghan shares breakfast in her cubicle with fellow MSNBC’er Joe Scarborough who’s usually found noshing between her knees.

Meghan McMuffin (aka Meghan McCain ) says she really misses her daily fare of four Egg McMuffins, coffee, and half a dozen Twinkies for breakfast. Meghan shares breakfast in her cubicle with fellow MSNBC’er Joe Scarborough who’s usually found noshing between her knees.


Muffinville, AZ – (SatireWorld.com)

Pampered snot-bag and full time RINO, Meghan McCain threatened to cutoff all and any affiliation with the Republican Party after talks with fellow View panelists who placed the blame on Republicans for Hostess Brands shuttering its Twinkie plant doors in Texas after years of union unrest. Her apparent unhappiness with Republicans and Trump in particular spilled over during her eulogy at her late father’s 17th funeral event in 10 days with a very personal attack on President Trump.

Meghan McCain, who’s often professionally referred to as Meaghan McMuffin, has been a frequent critic of the Republican Party ever since her late father Senator John McCain (R-AZ) called her a chubby little nitwit back in 2002 when she inadvertently threw the family cat into the clothes washer by accident after a night of marathon Dunkin Donut eating with liberal friends from college.

McCain, who worked for MSNBC as a political analyst at one time had her closest brush with anything involving the real world. Reportedly, he first job with national exposure was an MTV reality series she co-hosted with Michael Moore called ‘Meghan and Moore eat Detroit’. It appears whenever she’s given a high-profile public platform she goes to great effort to use it in any way that might offend the left.

When it comes to interviews, let’s warm up with me-me-me-me-me-me-me. Because everything is always about chubby little Meghan McCain:

‘I know there are many out there, especially in the more conservative sphere, that regard me with disdain. I don’t fit into the traditional Republican box that the wingnuts who have hijacked my party think all Republicans should. For the last four years, I’ve been calling for Republicans to stop concentrating on social issues. I am a single woman in my 20s and that fact alone gave me the perspective that I don’t want to regulate a woman’s right to choice. I am pro-life, but because life is complicated, that choice is between a woman and her idea of a higher power. I believe if Roe vs. Wade were repealed, abortion would still go on. I care more about my economy, national security, and fiscal conservatism than I do about what other woman do with their bodies. It’s not my place, and I don’t believe it’s the government’s place, to make such decisions.’

That’s just one paragraph. If you highlighted every self-reference in the entire piece you’d get carpal tunnel.

McMuffin’s latest MSNBC rant blames the Hostess Brand company of playing dirty by closing its doors and laying off 18,500 union employees that had financially strangled the company into two bankruptcy’s in the past decade, but particuarly blamed the Republican Party for shutting off the nation’s supply of Twinkies to urban poor kids who’s daily brown bag treat was a Twinkie or a Ding Dong.

Please, someone stuff this bloviating sponge brain into a brown paper bag and send her to England in retaliation for that Piers Morgan asshole moving here.



2 Responses to “Meghan McCain Threatens Trump Over Twinkie Plant Closing”

  1. Jalapenoman

    Sep 2nd, 2018

    Listening to this one is about as entertaining as the sound of one butt cheek farting. As Yoda would say: “The farce is strong with this one.”

  2. Bargis

    Sep 2nd, 2018

    Yes, ding-dong is more than some bell sound in the breeze….She needs to stick with her buddies on the View.

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