Female Football Fan Uses Men’s Urinal During Game

by on 04/11/18 at 9:08 pm

Looking at guys  peeing isn't polite!

Looking at guys peeing isn’t polite!

Ellison McGuire, age 36, says she's not a 'feminist Nazi at heart,' but merely just have to take-a-leak really, really bad after consuming six beers and some buttered popcorn.

Ellison McGuire, age 36, says she’s not a ‘feminist Nazi at heart,’ but merely just have to take-a-leak really, really bad after consuming six beers and some buttered popcorn.

Jacksonville, FL – (satireworld.com)

Different genders using or misusing public restrooms, has been a topic of frequent discussion on social media. Many approve. Many not so much.
However, on Sunday a female Panthers fan gave the bathroom debate a visual no one will soon forget.

While most men don’t even like standing next to each other at a urinal, this woman had no shame as she pulled her pants down and used the urinal in a fashion for which it was not quite intended.

Someone should have informed her that she’s breaking serious men’s room etiquette by looking at other people while using the restroom. But honestly, that’s only one of the many things wrong with this picture.

When asked by our SatireWorld reporter about the repercussions of her daring-do and bravery in using a men’s room urinal in front of strangers, Ellison McGuire replied that she simply ‘had to go!’ Several women standing nearby backed up her statement by voiced their approval saying….’When you gotta go you gotta go!

It’s not unusual to see long ladies room lines during half-time in most sports stadiums and has been a major complaint for decades about building more ladies rooms in public centers.

McGuire also added that it did cause some difficulty with her long-term fiancee Jeff who didn’t know about her half-time emergency. According to McGuire once Jeff and her got home and settled in he complained later on that he found cigarette butts and chewing gum stuck to her muff it plus it smelled and tasted like urinal cake!

McGuire also wondered if the relationship would last as she now had doubts now about her fiancee knowing what a urinal cake tasted like.

2 Responses to “Female Football Fan Uses Men’s Urinal During Game”

  1. Jalapenoman

    Nov 4th, 2018

    Gee WHIZ, that took a lot of balls!

  2. Bargis

    Nov 5th, 2018

    ……just an excuse to see where the guys hung out! Luckily, she didn’t need to take a dump! Nothing funny seeing a turd on the urinal screen.

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