Throckmorton P. Turdblossom’s “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Sunday Edition)
by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 30/10/11 at 8:22 am
"Yuppers! I'm so old I fart dust!"
My momma says that you are older than dirt. You are also the oldest person and the smartest person that I know. Were you there as one of the wise men at the manger in Bethlehem?
Buddy Trucker
Dear Buddy,
Nope. I may be a smart feller and an old fart, but I weren’t at the manger. I was getting an oil change on my dinosuar that day and waiting in line at the drug store for a refill on my viagra.
TPT
Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: When did Halloween stop being a holiday for kids to dress up and go door to door getting lots of candy and having fun. Now, it’s another excuse for adults to get drunk and the kids only have one or two houses on a block that give out anything. Come on folks, stay home, stay sober, watch Monday Night Football, and take care of the kids!
Lady Godiva
Oct 30th, 2011
I totally agree with your Halloween comment TPT. Trouble is, we used to have about 3 dozen children living on our street and all of them, plus friends and relatives, would come around for candy on Halloween. Now they have all grown up and left to live in the big cities.
Last year we had TWO children knocking on the door. I had to take all the candy to school for my students.
Now I can’t even do that because we are not allowed to give candies to the students.
MISERABLE FARTS AT THE SCHOOL BOARD MAKING UP MORE STUPID RULES. SCHOOL USED TO BE FUN!!!!!