by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 30/10/11 at 8:22 amDear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom,
My momma says that you are older than dirt. You are also the oldest person and the smartest person that I know. Were you there as one of the wise men at the manger in Bethlehem?
Nope. I may be a smart feller and an old fart, but I weren’t at the manger. I was getting an oil change on my dinosuar that day and waiting in line at the drug store for a refill on my viagra.
Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: When did Halloween stop being a holiday for kids to dress up and go door to door getting lots of candy and having fun. Now, it’s another excuse for adults to get drunk and the kids only have one or two houses on a block that give out anything. Come on folks, stay home, stay sober, watch Monday Night Football, and take care of the kids!