by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 03/01/12 at 5:05 pmDear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom,
I really don’t got me any problems right now, but just wanted to say “Hey.”
Off the record, who should I put my money on in the NCAA National Championship Game? Who’s gonna win: LSU or Alabama? Should I take or give the points? What do you think about the over and under?
Marvin Teabag Rufus, Georgia
As far as this year’s version of the Greatest Game Of All Time, I’d say that the winner is going to be the TV network that suckers you in to watching. There ain’t no proof that this game is gonna be any less boring than their last one.
Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: Aint nothin’ gives a man more pleasure than to rip a real smelly fart when his ex wife is in the room.