Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Wednesday Edition)
by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 03/01/12 at 5:05 pm
" Last time I cut a real ripe one was when the ex-wife was over visiting LuluBelle and Marvin our grandkids. Blamed it on the cat, but forgot he died 7 years ago. Awwww! Screw her anyways!"
I really don’t got me any problems right now, but just wanted to say “Hey.”
Off the record, who should I put my money on in the NCAA National Championship Game? Who’s gonna win: LSU or Alabama? Should I take or give the points? What do you think about the over and under?
Marvin Teabag Rufus, Georgia
Dear Marvin,
Hey.
As far as this year’s version of the Greatest Game Of All Time, I’d say that the winner is going to be the TV network that suckers you in to watching. There ain’t no proof that this game is gonna be any less boring than their last one.
TPT
Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: Aint nothin’ gives a man more pleasure than to rip a real smelly fart when his ex wife is in the room.
Let’s Hear It!