Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Tuesday Edition)
by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 17/01/12 at 5:04 am
"What I'd like to see is them Pro Bowlers play 11 of the best English Football players"
Now that the Saints and the Packers are out of the playoffs, should it be Brees or Rodgers who starts for the NFC in the Pro Bowl?
Also, which one should win the MVP and Offensive Player of the Year Award?
Dudley Marsall Hoover, Kansas
Dear Dudley,
Well, what’s the matter with starting that feller from the Lions? Everybody seems to forget that he also threw for over 5000 yards in the regular season (only the third guy to ever do this). If it wasn’t for Brees and Rodgers, everyone would be talking about him for some of the awards.
Personally, I don’t care who starts the pro bowl. It ain’t like the game matters much.
It was better when it was in Hawaii, cuz at least they showed Hula dancing girls in grass skirts.
As far as the MVP award, they proved this year who the MVP was. With him, his team was in the playoffs every year for forever. Without him, they are the worst team in football. The MVP should go to Peyton Manning, who didn’t play a single down all year.
When it comes to that other thing, I’d make Suh (I can’t spell his first name and ain’t even gonna try) the Most Offensive Player of the Year, even though he plays on the defense.
TPT
Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: There’s a possibility the Harbaugh brothers might coach against each other in the Super Bowl. I just wanna know what sweatshirts their parents are gonna wear to the game!
Let’s Hear It!