Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 21/04/12 at 6:05 am
Calling your 'booking photo' a portrait probably doesn't surprise many people in your family
Every year when I was in school and had my picture taken, my momma would put it up on the wall in a fancy frame. She’d always put the new picture in the frame on top of the old one.
By the time I got through the 12th grade, she must have had fifteen or twenty pictures in that same frome behind the newest one, going all the way back to my baby picture.
Now, how come that picture ain’t so heavy that it hasn’t pulled that nail out of the wall or torn a hole in the wall?
Bruno Bunghole Butte, Montana
Dear Bruno.
Depends on whether or not you are a skinny feller or a fatass!
Really…. I think it depends on how big of a dumbass you are. Do you really thik that when you weighed sixty pounds, your picture also weighed sixty pounds?
I’d be willing to bet that your Momma had your Daddy pound a nail into a stud back when you were a baby. That nail is still there, in the same spot, cuz it is nailed into a two by four.
Also, if the farame is twenty pictures thick, then it only weighs as much as the frame, the glass, twenty pieces of paper, and the clip on the back. It doesn’t weigh all of your kid weights put together.
TPT
Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: I went to dinner one night at the home of a woman that used to be a Victoria’s Secret model. She had pictures of herself in her underwear up on all the walls of her home from her different ad pictures. This was one time I had to put my napkin on my lap during dinner instead of tucking it into my shirt like a bib!
Let’s Hear It!