Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 05/05/12 at 5:20 pm
"Looks to me like yer gonna git yerself a real good whupping courtesy of yer Momma and that Obama fella!"
I got me a problem in school. I got an “F” on my spelling test and am gonna get in real trouble when my momma sees the paper.
I thought I could blame it on the Bush administration (President Obama has been doing that for over three years and everyone seems to give him a pass on it), but that one didn’t work with my teacher.
Is there any way I can keep from getting a whipping from my momma on this one?
Luther Pangloss Beaumont, Louisiana
Dear Luther,
Go out and look at the back end of your mama’s car. If she has one of them “Change” bumper stickers on it from four years ago, you got a chance. If she has a fading McCain/Palin sticker, you’re in deep doodoo.
In the future, I’d suggest studying as the best solution. I’d also suggest personal responsibility, but that isn’t a part of the Obama administration (and it looks like you are leaning that way).
Actually, your best bet might be to ask the administration for a bail out and get some stimulus money to buy a better grade from your teacher. They give to enough stupid causes that it just might work for you!
TPT
Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: I tried calling the 7 day a week, 24 hour emergency service plumber, but their answering machine said that they don’t work after 5:00 p.m. or on weekends. What part of 24/7 don’t they understand?
Let’s Hear It!