Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”

by on 26/06/13 at 2:44 pm

Hillary's getting an eyeful of a Boobs-2-Go job from Walmart

Hillary’s getting an eyeful of a Boobs-2-Go job from Walmart

Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom,

Where do I go to apply for a job at the Walmart?  I heard that they are going to be doing boob jobs and making titties bigger at the walmart and I want a job there.

I want to be the quality control inspector and squeeze all them knockers before and after to make sure that the surgeries was done right and that they feel natural and such.  I don’t think I’ve got to have any kind of medical degree to do that, cuz I’ve gotten to second base a whole bunch of times in my life and have all the experience that I need.

Delbert Picklechips  Blunt, Louisiana

Dear Delbert,

As strange as this may sound to you…. if you want a job at Walmart, I’d suggest that you apply at Walmart. 

By the way, yours is not an original idea. You got chosen to have your letter printed because you could spell better than the other 800 people that wanted that job.


Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom:  I hear that women are going to be lining up outside of Walmart to be the first in their area to get their boob jobs.  I give it three months and they’ll be offering the same thing at Target and Kmart.

P.S. from Throckmorton P. Turdblossom:  My mailbox is just jam packed full of letters from folks wanting to know about this whole breast enhancement surgery thing available at Walmart, so I guess you are gonna be reading a lot about that for a few days.

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