Throckmorton P. Trudblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”

by on 03/11/13 at 10:48 am

Not all queers are wimpy either! Take Jake and  Billy ...Both say they each enjoy an occasional ride along with the Hell's Angels on their Harleys, but both really think the other's lying.

Not all queers are wimpy either! Take Jake and Billy …Both say they each enjoy an occasional ride along with the Hell’s Angels on their Harleys, but both really think the other’s lying.

Salt Lake City, UT – (

Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom,

I am getting really tired of the “politically correct” attacking folks for sharing an opinion that goes against their agenda.

Science fiction writer Orson Scott Card is a Democratic Mormon (which is rare).  He stated that he is opposed to gay marriage (which he has a right to be, as everyone can have an opinion).

Now, the gays are all up in arms and are attacking him because of this.  They are calling for boycotts of the movie “Ender’s Game” because it is based on one of his books.

Why can’t these people realize that not everyone agrees with them?  Why are they taking the Keith Olbermann approach and saying things similar to “the only reason to dislike Barack Obama is because you are a racist”?

Pretty soon, they are going to go after people who say they don’t watch Modern Family.

James Everyman  Everywhere, U.S.A.

Dear James,

The fudgies and their followers are really insecure.  It’s the old playground mentality of “if we don’t play by my rules and you don’t let me win, I’m taking my ball and going home.” 

Don’t expect logic or reasoning or a serious dialogue with these people; it is all about character assassination and “my way or the highway.”  They are almost engaging in a new type of Salem witch hunts, where everyone they accuse is guilty and there is no way to prove innocence.  Pretty soon, being accused of being homophobic will be worse than being an actual child molester (considering that they have turned Michael Jackson and Harvey Milk into heroes, this is already coming to pass).

Do what I did yesterday:  I had a nice lunch with my son at the mall location of Chick-Fil-A.  Afterwards, we went down the mall a little ways to the theatre and watched “Ender’s Game.”   When the film was over, we walked down to Barnes and Noble and I bought a book by Orson Scott Card.   I am not the biggest chicken eater and I don’t care much for that kind of movie, but it is called “voting with your wallet.”

By the way… not all queers are on the same page with the protestors.  There were four limp-wristed fellers in the theatre watching the movie also.  On their way out, they were gushing about how great it was.

(Just like the fact that not every soldier is a baby killer and not every Moslem is a terrorist and not every cowboy likes chewing tobacco, we’ve got to realize that not every faggot follows that political agenda.)

The gays will try to say that 10% of the population are practicing homosexuals.  Funny, but they say that everyone who answers the question “have you ever been attracted to a member of the same sex?” with a yes is automatically packing the fudge.  Some psychiatrists and psychologists types put it at 3 to 4%.  Other groups say that the number is realistically closer to 1.5 to 2%.  Regardless of which number is true, this has become a very vocal minority.  We need to bring back the MORAL MAJORITY to shut them down!

When enough people vote with their wallets and support the businesses or people that they like, regardless of what the politically correct or the freaky fringe groups are saying about them, maybe the media will quit picking up their stories.


Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom:  I’m just wondering how long our Obama revisionists will wait before telling us that Lee Harvey Oswald and Sirhan Sirhan and James Earl Ray were all members of the Tea Party and watched Fox News and listened to Rush Limbaugh and voted straight ticket Republican.




One Response to “Throckmorton P. Trudblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column””

  1. judgeroybean

    Nov 14th, 2013

    Not buying the 1.5 to 2% estimate. Figure is inflated. Still in touch with those we grew with up in two major left coast cities. 500 in both HS graduating classes of 1970. Still only heard of TWO faggots. Two! Gotta hunch fudge packing Obama supporters with an agenda should be moving that decimal point one or two places to the left.

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