by Skinny Dog Jefferson on 13/06/15 at 7:26 am
Spokane, WA – (satireworld.com)
Almost the first to jump in and vouch for the blackness of the Spokane Washington NAACP’s chapter leader who’s been accused of faking blackness was black activist, police informer, and tax cheat Al Sharpton who showed his support for Rachael Dolezal, who in recent days was unveiled by family members as being 100% Caucasian and not black at all!
“She black alright! I gives her my official Al Sharpton black test! If’n she pass. Dat girls is black alright!”
Sharpton confirmed his hour long meeting with Dolezal who is a part-time professor at Eastern Washington University and teaches Oppressed Minority Studies to mostly white students. Last year Dolezal assumed the leadership position of the Spokane Washington NAACP chapter after filling out an application where she listed herself as being black and being part American Indian who was born in a tee pee.
Sharpton says he’s developed a six-part questionnaire to help unmask those who pretend to be black and claims a 100% accuracy rate. In the past Sharpton claims he has used his six-point test to help employers at large firms like IBM, General Motors, and The US Defense Department where he’s made millions as a bonefide Racial Consultant.
Sharpton took a few minutes to review the questions he asked Dolezal and her answers which he graded as a possibility of being 100% truthful.
“So I start by axe’n her about ever being sick and she say that once when she had a really bad case of diarrhea she thought she was melting…..Oh yeah, she be black alright!”
“Den I axed her if Martin Luther King jr was white what would he be today and she say ‘Alive’ …..Oh yeah, she be black alright!”
“I axed her a tough one…Why don’t black men like blow jobs? She say dey don’t like any jobs……Oh yeah, she be black alright!”
“I was figurin’ she be trickin’ me so I axe…What duz Nike and the KKK have in common? She say…Make us blacks run faster…Oh yeah, she be black alright!”
“I axe her what would happen if’n there was a blackout in a white neighborhood one night…She say he’d probably get his ass shot!…Oh yeah, she be black alright!”
“Finally I axe…What did Lincoln really say after a three day White House drinking binge? She say…I freed WHO? Oh yeah, she be black alright!”
Sharpton says since Rachael had passed the test with ‘lying colored’…She’d receive her official Al Sharpton Certificate of Blackness.