by Skinny Dog Jefferson on 21/08/15 at 6:11 am
BlackLivesMatterLand – (satireworld.com)
Shaun King, a white guy caught up in the world of thug make believe, doubled down on his assertions that he’s black, well, mocha anyway after critics of the BlackLivesMatter movement suggested he was really white after his parents came out in public claiming they had two white sons. Claiming one was a successful businessman who was proud of his white race but Shaun turned out to be an asshole who always complained about being downtrodden and alienated.
Karen and Brad King are middle-class working folks living in a suburban white neighborhood outside of Detroit. A white picket fence and a two car garage make this home look almost any modest home anywhere in America…Except for several BlackLivesMatter signs scattered around the lawn and a green 2001 Pontiac Aztec plastered with Black Power bumper stickers and a large African Nationalist flag flapping from the antenna.
“We can’t figure him out and we tried believe me,” claims a rather frustrated Brad King who holds a 3rd grade photo of Shaun where he’s as white as new fallen snow. “Maybe it was the time when we bought him a cassette of Michael Jackson music and he imitated his dance moves. We just don’t know.”
Mother Karen says it was TV. ‘He always wanted to be Mister T when he watched that silly show, the ‘B’ Team or something. Then there was that time he told me is ‘pecker’ wasn’t as big as Leroy’s was. Oh! he’s a kid in school that was on the varsity basketball team, Yes, he’s real black. I believe he got several girls pregnant in his senior year!”
In recent weeks critics have zeroed in on white activists who claim to be black and find leadership roles in progressive black movements like the controversial BlackLivesMatter movement funded by Media Matters and George Seros. Immense wads of untraceable cash are thrown at these street-wise movements that ultimately attract unemployed thugs, drug dealers, professional political troublemakers, and now, reverse racists who claim being another race while benefiting from education as a white person
Shaun King is a troubled young man who really needs a good ass kicking and some time in jail.