by News Wire Contributor on 11/08/16 at 8:26 am
Denver, CO – (satireworld.com)
The Institute for Freedom released its annual report on American politics and it shared some profound revelations. Professor Sidney Campbell’s report highlighted the disparity in current voting trends and some eye opening facts about Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
Dr. Campbell: “Our findings have shown that a typical Clinton supporter is between 19 and 37 years old. Sixty-seven percent never graduated high school. Twelve percent graduated high school. Two percent attended college. Thirty percent had trouble tying their shoelaces. The rest couldn’t check-off the right little boxes on the survey form.”
Further statistics reveal that of all study groups, a typical Clinton supporter has an average IQ of 88. This is the lowest of any candidate’s support group ever and at any time in history. Recent IQ tests results were released today for VP Joe Biden. His scores were above the norm at 104. He is widely considered a genius among his fellow Democrats.
In a recent poll, those with higher IQ’s questioned why anyone would even contemplate voting for Hillary after waves of supporting data shows the ex-Secretary of State as a manipulator and liar when it came to defending her recent email scandal,shaking down foreign leaders, and going on record as to how ‘broke the Clinton’s were in 1999,’ yet today are worth in excess of $100 million dollars.