Homeland Security Agents Monitoring Multiple Tea Party IRS Protests Across the Country
by Bargis Tryhol on May 22, 2013 at 1:36 pm
Intimidation? Probably, but isn’t this the same agency who recently purchased 1.4 billion rounds of .40 cal ammo? That’s more than the US armed forces would use in 25 years.
There were multiple reported sightings of agents with the Department of Homeland Security at several Tea Party-led IRS protests in states like Missouri, Florida, Illinois and Indiana. The peaceful rallies that occurred across the country on Tuesday were sparked by the IRS’ unfair targeting of conservative groups — one of the several scandals the Obama administration is dealing with. (more…)
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