by Buckwheatsbutt on 19/01/11 at 3:50 pmDenver, CO – (satireworld.com)
The Institute for Freedom released its annual report on American politics and it had some profound revelations.
Professor Sidney Campbell’s report highlighted the disparity in current voting trends and some eye opening facts about President Barack Hussein Obama.
Dr. Campbell: “Our findings have shown that a typical Barack Obama supporter is between 19 and 37 years old. Sixty-seven percent never graduated high school. Twelve percent graduated high school. Two percent attended college. Thirty percent had trouble tying their shoelaces. The rest couldn’t check-off the right little boxes on the survey form.”
Further statistics reveal that of all study groups, the Obama supporters have an average IQ of 88. This is the lowest of any candidate’s support group ever and at any time in history. Recent IQ tests results were released today for VP Joe Biden. His scores were above the norm at 104. He is considered a genius amongst his fellow Democrats.
The Tele-Prompter Society of America disputes the findings and has released a study by the ACORN University Group that reveals Obama has an IQ that trumps Einstein’s, shows where he invented mass transit, and invented the Wii system.