Glenn Beck, “Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against Chicago’s Democrat Machine.”
by Buckwheatsbutt on 19/01/11 at 7:33 pm
Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
Futurist and political prophet Glenn Beck revealed that the Sarah Conner character in the Terminator series was taken from real life and is very prophetic as to what real events will be like in the next 20 years, especially in Chicago…The unexpected Rise of the Democrat Machines.
According to FOXs Glenn Beck, future President Sarah Palin will give birth to a third son who will be the survivor that will battle the rage-filled Democratic machines in the year 2039.
The Democratic Machines will gain awareness on or about 2021 and will propagate through a new totally integrated network of computers, coffee shops, and cyber cafes.
In a recent interview, Sarah confided to reporter Nancy Flanagan that she wears a beehive hair style so she can conceal her ninja weaponry from view.
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Jan 23rd, 2011
Wow. Two forms of crazy in the same headline. That’s gotta be a record, right?