by Bargis on 20/01/11 at 4:36 pm
Right out of a movie would be the best way to describe the recent events that happened to Speaker of the House and part-time witch, Nancy Pelosi. On Tuesday, November 2nd the ‘House’ hit her squarely on the head.
Found staggering and cross-eyed, the once-upon-a-time Congressional leader complained that the House she loved so much turned against her and hit her on the head as she was jogging along Fremont Street in San Francisco.
Medical personnel ruled out any brain damage since a large volume of air protected the organ from additional damages. An EMT provided the ex-Speaker with a bandage, some aspirin, and a ride back to a friend’s home.
According to Democratic supporter Dorothy Toto, who arrived at the scene after hearing the news report, ” Yes, Ms. Pelosi’s black pointed hat, red and white striped stockings, and black dress were completely ruined, though her union-made broom was still in usable condition. Well, the House, as we all know, is a total loss.”
Ms. Pelosi avoided making any comments to the press and disclaimed any rumors that her ruby-red slippers were missing.
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