by Jon Worthington on 19/04/12 at 5:49 pm
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
Ever the politiocian to capitalize on a controversial subject, Barack Obama met today with the Dog Meat Eaters of America and gave them a lesson on the best cuts to eat.
Admitting for the first time he ate Lassie for dinner along with his father Lolo, an Indonesian gourmet who had a fondness for German Shepard and Collie, who showed him the finer points of canine dining.
“Never beg for food,” he quipped as audience members burst into laughter. “Also, it’s best to eat someone elses dog since getting little Fido to jump into a pot of boiling water can be, well, difficult at times.”
As part of the 30 minute appearance, the Commander-in-Cheif used a wall chart to describe the best, most tender cuts of canine.
The First Dog, Bo was not present for the meeting.