CBS Reports: 911 Mastermind Kalhid Sheik Mohammed Reportedly Makes Homemade Candies While In US Prison
by Bargis Tryhol on 12/07/13 at 3:00 pmNew York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
CBS News is reporting that the 911 mastermind, Kahlid Sheik Mohammed was allowed to build his own vacuum cleaner and make homemade candies while wasting away in a prison cell. According to a recent transcript of ther interview, we feel that the candy making might not go over big if the mass-murderer is ever released.
NORAH O’DONNELL: They said we didn’t want to allow him to go nuts so they allowed him to make this vacuum cleaner. What is this about making candy? What are they calling them?
JOHN MILLER: During a briefing that I attended once in the intelligence community, a colleague of mine described, during the time he was with KSM, that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed had developed his own candy while in custody.
NORAH O’DONNELL: What stuff did he use to make them?
JOHN MILLER: He would cull together different things from his meals. Bread crumbs from the bread and little chocolate from the dessert, and he had made what he called KSM&Ms. He offered these hand-made, custom-made candies to his captors and said, ‘This is for you.’ So I asked the guards, ‘So how were they?’ They said, ‘Actually, none of us ate them because we were a little worried about the origins of the creamy filling which he called special KSM Flavoring.’
NORAH O’DONNELL:Hmmmm…I think I might have had some of those in college.