Weiner Says He’ll Stick It Out For The Democratic Party

by on 29/07/13 at 7:06 am

WE are forbiudden by Google to actually show you Anthony Weiner's weenie....Believe us, you're not missing much. No wonder wife Huma worked two jobs!

We are forbidden by Google to actually show you Anthony Weiner’s weenie….Believe us, you’re not missing much. No wonder wife Huma worked two jobs!

New York City – (SatireWorld.com)

Anthony Weiner vowed Sunday to stay in the New York City mayor’s race, as he confirmed his campaign manager quit and his top rival said he was not qualified to lead the nation’s most populous city.

Weiner said that campaign manager Danny Kedem resigned after revelations came out last week that Weiner continued to send salacious messages online to women, even after resigning from Congress in 2011.

“We knew this would be a tough campaign,” Weiner said while campaigning in Brooklyn. “We have an amazing staff, but this isn’t about the people working on the campaign. It’s about the people we’re campaigning for.”

The tumult in Weiner’s staff was first reported by The New York Times. Hours later, City Council Speaker Christine Quinn repeated criticism on NBC’s Meet the Press that Weiner has displayed “a pattern of reckless behavior, an inability to tell the truth and a real lack of maturity, pluys, his small penis size would hurt New Yorker’s image worldwide, leading visitors to believe it’s an inept un-masaculine destination.”

Weiner’s decision to ‘stick it out’ broughta sigh of relief from hundreds of comedy writers who usually have a tough time during the summer months in finding new, and fresh material.



4 Responses to “Weiner Says He’ll Stick It Out For The Democratic Party”

  1. captain america

    Jul 29th, 2013

    ….just like Obama….he’s over exposed himself…

    Wonder if Huma will have that penis tattoo removed now?

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jul 31st, 2013

    Weiner might just get his wiener shoved up his wazoo by NYC voters!

  3. captain america

    Aug 1st, 2013

    ….what happened to “honor killings” in the world of Sharia…

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