Al Gore Caught Up In Big Lifestyle Change Drama…Has First Bowel Movement In 20 Years!

by on 26/11/13 at 6:57 pm

It's about time that big bag of wind deflated!

It’s about time that big bag of wind deflated!

Oxford, MA – (SatireWorld.cvom)

Former Vice President Al Gore has successfully completed his first ‘BM’ in over twenty years says People Magazine.

A Peiople Magazine article published on Saturday offhandedly mentioned that the “newly cleaned-out and tuned up” Al Goore was considering investingin a hot beef colonic at Hampton Creek, a startup health spa working to help those cronically’full of crap!’

The Washington Post followed up, learning from “an individual familiar with Gore’s decision” that the climate activist resolved several months ago to do something about his ever increasing waist size as twenty some years of hig calorie intake couldn’t be releived by simply giving the usual horseshit speeches that no one with any common sense believed anymore .

Gore, winner of the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize for sounding the alarm about climate change that isn’t happening, has faced criticism over the years for overeating and flying on his own persobnal jet plane while fingering the meat, airline, and oil industrty industry as a global warming contributor. Gore’s 2006 film, “An Inconvenient Truth,” touched on the issues.

“I’m not going to stop eating, but I have really need to relieve my bowels,” Gore said in a 2009 ABC interview. “And it’s absolutely correct that the growing intensity of big gas bags like myself across the world is one of the issues connected to this global crisis — not only because of the [carbon dioxide] involved, but also because of the carbonated water pressure inside my intestines.”



One Response to “Al Gore Caught Up In Big Lifestyle Change Drama…Has First Bowel Movement In 20 Years!”

  1. captain america

    Nov 27th, 2013

    …..he needs an intervention to install a methane gas check valve…
    giving those doom day speeches doesn’t relieve his affliction
    and he’s not only a danger to himself…but others…

    Tipper left for the bunker long ago for her own personal safety…

    …no wonder he won’t let anyone smoke around him…

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