NFL says-“Miley Dry Humping On Stage During Super Bowl Halftime OK – But No Advertisers Who Sell Guns’

by on 02/12/13 at 7:32 am

Consistant misses by the President pretty much reflects his Adminstration's efforts in helping the country.

Consistant misses by the Obama during a practice session where the President aimed at the side of a barn pretty much reflects his Adminstration’s efforts in helping the country.

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)

Taking a page from Michael Bloomberg’s anti-gun playbook, the NFL banned a prospective advertiser from placing a multi-million dollar pro-Second Amendment ad during the upcoming Super Bowl. The Daniel Defense company’s 60 second commercial stated the right to a citiizen self defense and defending one’s family and showed no firearms at all.

Daniel Defense recently submitted a commercial to FOX to be played during the 2014 NFL Super Bowl XLVIII. Though the video doesn’t showcase one of the company’s popular DDM4 rifles, this paid advertisement spot was rejected by the NFL who cited ‘an advertising rules infringement.’

There isn’t a single gun shown or even mentioned during the course of the advertisement. (Though it’s certainly implied.) There is a logo which contains the outline of a gun at the closing. Daniel Defense offered the NFL a second option where that logo would be replaced with a US flag and the phrase, “Shall not be infringed.” That offer was also rejected out of hand.

The commercial, which focuses on themes of personal protection and fundamental rights, was originally created by Daniel Defense to run in any network TV station at any time.

According to a statement from FOX to Daniel Defense, “Unfortunately, we cannot accept your commercial in football/Super Bowl spots due to the rules the NFL itself has set into place for your company’s category.”

NFL’s spokesman did elaborate on the ever popular halftime activities where Miley Cyrus plans to wear a costume made of dental floss, Justin Beiber will expose his tits, and Beyonce will dry hump 74 high school band members while on stage.

In an effort to de-fuse the situation, the White House offered to have Barack Obama put on a skeet shooting demonstration during the halftime to show the Democrat’s whole-hearted support for Second Amendment rights.



One Response to “NFL says-“Miley Dry Humping On Stage During Super Bowl Halftime OK – But No Advertisers Who Sell Guns’”

  1. captain america

    Dec 2nd, 2013

    ….yet another mis-fire from the philanderer in chief….

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