Lorax and Al Gore in Twitter War Over Credit for Global Warming Hoax

by on 15/05/14 at 7:56 pm

It was Al Gore's idea to place fart eliminators on all his cattle. Gore lives in a 54,000 squatre foot house with over 60 tons of A/C,flys in a private jet that consumnes $3,500/hr worth of fuel....But wants YOU to drive in a one-cylinder crapmobile sitting four across!

It was Al Gore’s idea to place fart eliminators on all his cattle. Gore lives in a 54,000 squatre foot house with over 60 tons of A/C,flys in a private jet that consumnes $3,500/hr worth of fuel….But wants YOU to drive in a one-cylinder crapmobile sitting four across!


New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)

The Lorax and Al Gore have become engaged in a bitter war of words on Twitter as to who has done more for environmental awareness and advancement of the bullshit known as Global Warming. The Former Vice-President threw down the gauntlet yesterday when he called Mr. Lorax a short, hairy pussy who thinks he owns the movement, to which Lorax replied “Look in the mirror, bitch!”

Lorax, who uses the handle @speaks4trees, and Mr. Gore, @chickenlittle, have escalated their rhetoric lately as to who has been more successful in scaring the public over a made up hoax, while lining their own pockets in the process.

It seems Mr. Gore started the feud a while back when he tweeted, “Proud of my work re #EarthDay. Hit movie, Nobel Prize, even The Lorax would b jealous!”

The Lorax responded, “@chickenlittle Bite me. Hit movie here 2 and brought awareness when u were in diapers.”

The former VP charged back, “@speaks4trees I’ve done more fear mongering than u ever did. Stop wasting my time!”

“@chickenlittle Stop by sometime and I’ll shove a Truffula Tree up your ass!” Mr. Lorax shot back.

There seems to be no end in sight for the war of words between the two and fans of each have joined in the fray to fiercely defend their particular hero.

One tweet stated, “@chickenlittle F you and your ego. Lorax loves Mother Earth. You’re just in it for $’s!”

A 7 year-old supporter of Mr. Gore chimed in, “@speaks4trees Al Gore hates Thneeds too! Leave him alone to scare people!”

Mother Nature did not return our phone calls but did issue a statement saying only that she would be disciplining both of them for their childish behavior.



One Response to “Lorax and Al Gore in Twitter War Over Credit for Global Warming Hoax”

  1. captain america

    May 16th, 2014

    ….wonder who took that pix of Gore on the floating ice flow?

    Maybe he’ll wind up at LAX after Moonbeam Brown said it would be underwater thanks to Global ‘Warming’….kinda like the toxic waste washing up on shore from the Japanese nuclear plant disaster..

    “Hey, Big Al….MASSAGE THIS!!

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