NSA Admits: ‘We Intercepted Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s Intimate Phone Sex Conversations ‘

by on 01/06/14 at 8:44 am

Obama listened in dail;y for DWS ophone sex conversations. His favorite? This one......DEBBIE: " God! The damn vibrator just chipped another one of my teeth!"

Obama listened in daily for DWS’s phone sex conversations. His favorite? This one……DEBBIE(whispering breathlessly): ” Oh God! The damn vibrator just chipped another one of my teeth!”


Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)

After a string of recent scandal-ridden revelations, perhaps the biggest to hit the Obama Administration is the scope and size of the NSA’s intercepts of emails and phone conversations where virtually every phone call is recorded and passed on to the White House.

A recently retired NSA employee revealed today that certain phone conversations were recorded and passed directly on to the President including conversations by staffers, congressmen and women, and US senators as well.

Surprisingly, the most popular calls that Obama received were recordings of phone sex between notable politicians and strangers.

The source, who remains anonymous, said, ” He {Obama} would spend hours listening to Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz moan and growl aggressively like a dog over the phone. A few times he put the conversation on speaker phone so Valarie Jarrett could listen in.”

“It was amazing how much DWS barked and growled during sex, but not as funny as a brief recording of Senate Leader Harry Reid where he talked baby talk and cooed while having sex with a person unidentified, but believed to be the Koch Brothers.”

Several calls were recorded when staffers though they were alone and had phone sex with each other…Jay Carney with with a Claire Shipman look-a-like transvestite…Joe Biden talking sex with a 911 operator…Michelle Obama asking a travel agent for a listing of the world’s most expensive hotels and resorts.



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