Susan Rice Thinks Militants Taking Over Iraq are Fighting With ‘Honor and Distinction’

by on 13/06/14 at 5:44 am

First of all, how is someone like Susan Rice worth between $23.5 and $43.5 million? If the media did their jobs, maybe we’d know how a UN diplomat could amass so much wealth. Funny how leftists, who hate the rich never utter a word about Susan Rice’s net worth. Not only is Susan Rice worth so much money, but she has significant investments in over a dozen Canadian oil companies. She even has a conflict of interest with her ownership stake in TransCanada, you know that Keystone XL pipeline that Obama nixed? Remember during the campaign how ‘bad’ it was to have investments out of the United States? Rice also stands to profit big if the Keystone XL pipeline is ever approved, so keep an eye on this one.

First of all, how is someone like Susan Rice worth between $23.5 and $43.5 million? If the media did their jobs, maybe we’d know how a UN diplomat could amass so much wealth. Funny how leftists, who hate the rich never utter a word about Susan Rice’s net worth. Not only is Susan Rice worth so much money, but she has significant investments in over a dozen Canadian oil companies. She even has a conflict of interest with her ownership stake in TransCanada, you know that Keystone XL pipeline that Obama nixed? Remember during the campaign how ‘bad’ it was to have investments out of the United States?
Rice also stands to profit big if the Keystone XL pipeline is ever approved, so keep an eye on this one.

Baghdad – (satireworld.com)

As Iraq falls into chaos, Sunday talk show queen Susan Rice applauded Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri and his militant army for taking over huge areas of territory in Syria and Iraq.

“From what I’ve seen,” Rice stated, “The militants have fought with honor and distinction after becoming enraged over a YouTube video starring Grumpy Cat.”

The video reportedly shows Grumpy Cat in a light that is considered offensive to the nation of Islam. The human owners of Grumpy Cat have been taken into custody and are being held without bail.

Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri and his army have been storming cities throughout Iraq and taking over territory once considered stable with the help of American lives and blood. Now that territory has fallen back into the hands of the enemy.

Instead of wondering if a complete pull out of troops in Iraq was a mistake, Rice seemed impressed with the militant’s efforts so far. “Hey, at least they’re not deserting. You’ve got to give them props for that.”

When asked if she thought maybe she should just stay in bed on Sunday mornings and avoid the Sunday talk show circuit, Rice answered, “I don’t understand the premise of your question. Why would I do that?”

She suggested that she was going to work tirelessly on getting all cat videos scrubbed from the internet so the terrorists in the Middle East would finally calm down and live peaceful lives for a change.

When confronted with the fact that Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri is considered by many to be more vicious than Osama Bin Laden, Rice reacted with surprise. “Wait, what side is he on? I thought he was one of the good guys!”



4 Responses to “Susan Rice Thinks Militants Taking Over Iraq are Fighting With ‘Honor and Distinction’”

  1. Bargis

    Jun 13th, 2014

    good one….Rice is a sleaze bag that only the Obama Administration could find as the ‘ most competant’ to fill a UN position representing our national interests

  2. captain america

    Jun 13th, 2014

    she gets her talking points from Huma….and Hillary is still writing
    dialague for the “Vagina Chronicles’ for the pair…Kerry is a pussy, but not in their class….he’s still getting his from late night comedy and Bill Maher….

  3. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jun 13th, 2014

    (Daily Caller)

    Sometimes 140 characters is all you need, that’s all Georgetown Law professor, Foreign Policy magazine columnist and former Obama administration official Rosa Brooks needed to dismantle the White House’s pathetic responses to the situations in Syria, Russia and Iraq.

    US respnse 2 Syria,Russia,Iraq:
    1)Huh?

    2)We’re watching this closely

    3)With concern.

    4)Hey, stop-

    5)We won’t tolerate that!

    6)Mmm. Whatever.

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