Congressman Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-ILL) Given Satire World’s ‘Jerkoff of the Week’ Award

by on 07/08/14 at 3:00 pm

It was a tie between Rep. Schankowski and Guiterrez, but since Has hishands in  other people's pockets most of the time he won the award

It was a tie between Rep.Jan Schakowsky (D-IL) and Guiterrez, but since has his hands in other people’s pockets most of the time he won the award this week…But it was close!


Chicago, Ill – (satireworld.com)

According to the online news source most favored by clueless douchebags, the Huffington-Post reports that Illinois Congressman Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-Ill) accused Republicans on Thursday of spreading “outright lies and exaggerations” during the current border crisis, particularly statements that unaccompanied minors from Central America might be bringing Ebola into the U.S.

In his interview, Gutierrez also had harsh words for House Republicans who have blocked comprehensive immigration reform.

“Last June, the Senate — 68 to 32 with ample Republican support, very bipartisan bill — passed a comprehensive immigration reform bill. Why can’t the House of Representatives do it? ” Gutierrez asked. “They can’t do it because they have 20, 25 members who say, ‘Let’s just be mean. Let’s be as mean and as nasty as we can with immigrants.’”

As usual, Guierrez figures himself more as a loyal Democratic race baiter than the grand masturbater he actually is in real life. In Illinois politics there are no morals or fairness or patriotism… just winning at any cost and by any means.

That’s why at SatireWorld we’re proclaiming August 7th as Gutierrez-The-Clueless-Jerkoff Day in his honor.

The flip side of this award is it adds a more positive item to Guiterrez’s resume if by any chance he heads opver to MSNBC for a job as a commentator or show host.



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