DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called ‘ Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

by on 18/09/14 at 8:46 am

Wasserman-Schultz met with reporters outside  Marvis Johnson's Hair Emporium where the Congresswoman had a hair styling and oil change.

Wasserman-Schultz met with reporters outside Marvis Johnson’s Hair Emporium where the Congresswoman had her hair styled and treated hersef to a long overdue oil change.


Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com)

Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

Wasserman-Schultz who believes that government should redistribute all wealth, pay for botox treatments for the homeless, and wants to make ACORN a cabinet position, made her false assertions on the floor of the House of Representatives when Greyson wasn’t present and in fact, was back in his Central Florida district beating on his wife.

Representative Greyson replied to Wasserman-Schultz’s allegations by email. The subject line of the email:

“Unprofessional and Inappropriate Sophomoric Behavior from Douchebag Wasserman Schultz.”

The e-mail said: “Look, Debbie, I understand that after I departed Washington you directed your floor speech comments directly towards me. Let me make myself perfectly clear, you want a personal fight, I am happy to oblige you, you smelly old douchebag. You are the most vile, unprofessional and despicable member of the US House of Representatives. If you have something to say to me, stop being a coward and say it to my face, otherwise, shut the heck up.”

In his email, Greyson said Wasserman Schultz has proven “that you are not a Lady, but really just a red rubber bag with legs” and “besides that, you’re a bum lay and smelly like a 3-day old sardine can!” He said he was alerting House leaders to her “heinous characterless behavior and personal hygiene problems.”

Wasserman-Schultz, long noted for strange hair and a big bulbous ass, has been called vile on other occasions as well. She took criticism on her applauding Dick Cheney’s hunting accident, her praise for Palestinian statehood efforts, her support for Anthony Weiner’s photos, and her public infatuation with Venezuala’s Hugo Chavez’s inflatable codpiece back in 2008.



3 Responses to “DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called ‘ Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat”

  1. E. Williams

    Sep 18th, 2014

    Debbie replied by saying, “Those are the nicest things anybody has ever said about me!”

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Sep 18th, 2014

    Do you mean DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Smuckette?

  3. Bargis

    Sep 23rd, 2014

    Why, she insults sardine cans!

Leave a Reply