by E. Williams on 09/10/14 at 5:07 am
CHARLOTTE, NC – (satireworld.com)
It has become apparent Democrats have decided that their political futures are in enough peril in the upcoming midterm elections that it is in their best interest to quarantine the bothersome Obama virus until after the elections. Many top Democrat politicians have been going through a decontamination process to persuade their constituents that they are not infected or carrying the Obama virus.
In the past, carriers of the Obama virus were carefree and happy but, as the virus has mutated since the November 2012 elections, many Americans want nothing to do with the virus and shun those who still appear to be infected.
Some of the infected, like Mary Landrieu of Louisiana and Mark Udall of Colorado, are seen as Obama zombies who are so infected with the disease that there is no hope for them and the experimental treatment they have been pursuing is not working because the illness has progressed too far.
Other candidates, like North Carolina’s own Kay Hagan, is fighting for her political life despite having the albatross of the Obama virus around her neck. Symptoms of the virus include lying, applying double standards, flip-flopping, denying past statements despite video evidence to the contrary, and denying having the virus in the first place.
First Lady Michelle Obama who, despite carrying the Obama virus, has been venturing out to promote certain candidates herself. However, many Democrats recognize she carries the political stench of the disease and are trying not to be seen with the once popular First Lady.
Many Democrats have tried to fool voters into believing they are immune from the Obama virus but voters are opting to stay on the safe side and not chance further exposure after seeing the trouble the virus has wreaked on the nation to this point. It appears citizens are strongly considering mass inoculations against the strain in November to stop the spread of the virus and contain the damage.
Aside from being brought out for fundraisers, the Obama virus is mostly being isolated and quarantined in the White House, which will have to be doused in bleach once the current patient moves out in early 2017. Other than staying away from Democrats who still carry the virus, the public is being strongly urged to stay away from all upscale golf courses since the virus is known to show up there on a regular basis.