by E. Williams on 18/10/14 at 7:25 am
WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com)
The latest student to graduate with honors at the Obama School of Leadership and Accountability is CDC Director Tom Frieden. Frieden excels at apologizing, not owning up to his mistakes, failing to exercise common sense, and insisting he is still the right man for the job despite giving numerous false statements to the public about the current Ebola situation.
The Obama School of Leadership and Accountability is a prestigious institution known for churning out numerous graduates who have gone on to hold high positions in political office, only to then exercise traits such as ineptitude, incompetence, arrogance, entitlement, and lying, among others.
The school was named after President Obama who is the only student to ever graduate with a GPA greater than 4.0. He mastered every course in the curriculum and, with extra credit, finished with every honor the school could bestow upon him, including naming the place after him.
Courses at the school include: Grandstanding 101, taught by Lois Lerner, Incompetence in Major Policy, taught by Kathleen Sebelius, Looking the Other Way, instructed by former Head of Secret Service Julia Pierson, and Investigating Yourself – An Introspective, taught by outgoing Activist General Eric Holder.
Ms. Lerner also teaches “How to Make People Hate You” as part of the core curriculum. Other core classes include: How to Get a Government Job and Never be Fired, Stepping Down Gracefully to Spend More Time With Family, Living in Seclusion After Leaving Office in Disgrace, and Methods for Lying to Congress.
Other notable graduates of the school who have gone on to be disgraced due to their lack of leadership or misconduct are Eric Shinsecki, Secretary of Veterans Affairs, and Keith Alexander, former head of the NSA.
Honorable Mentions for alumni also include Timothy Geithner, former Treasury Secretary, Janet Napolitano, former head of Homeland Security, and Hillary Clinton, former Secretary of State and author of “What Embassy?” These three have questionable reasons for leaving their posts after having been controversial figures during their time in office.
No doubt other graduates of the Obama School of Leadership and Accountability are lurking in agencies throughout the government just waiting for their time in the spotlight. Trying to stamp them out before their incompetence goes public is like trying to play whack-a-mole. Good luck.