Barack Obama: The Short-Term Memory President

by on 18/11/14 at 5:20 pm

Yes it's true....This man is absolutely clueless and the world leaders know it.

Yes it’s true….This man is absolutely clueless and the world leaders know it.

BRISBANE, AU – (satireworld.com)

While still on his Asian capitulation tour, President Obama was asked about the Jonathan Gruber PR mess as it relates to Obamacare. The President once again said this morning that he had just been briefed on the issue today. “Just found out about this today” should have been the slogan for his 2008 presidential campaign.

When the IRS was ratted out for wrongdoing, the President “just found out about it that day.” When the NSA was accused of spying on regular Americans, the President “just found out about it that day.” When news broke that administrator’s knew the Obamacare website was broken and wouldn’t work right when launched, the President “just found out about it that day.” The VA scandal, etc., same response every time.

So obviously, we have a President who is a habitual liar (BINGO!) or someone who is mentally unfit to serve in the Office of the Presidency because he has no long term memory. We know from rolling the videotape on numerous scandals that the former is the truth.

But Mr. Obama would have us all believe he is the last to find out about anything wrong that happens because of him. Reporters continued questioning the President after his denial of previous knowledge of Mr. Gruber and his involvement in deceiving the public about his role in selling a giant pile of crap to America and calling it healthcare reform.

“Mr. President, changing the subject, where are you and your daughters planning on spending the holidays?”

“Kids?! You’re trippin’. I don’t have any kids!” the President remarked.

“Yes sir, you do. Two daughters. And a wife named Michelle.”

“Ha! That’s a good one. This is the first I’ve heard of me having any kids. And Michelle? You mean that tall chick that’s always lurching around the White House? She’s not my wife.”

“But Mr. President, the people of Chicago even placed a plaque at the spot you and Michelle had your first kiss!”

“Chicago?” the President laughed, “I’ve never even been to Montana. You guys need to get your facts straight.”

Can Americans trust a president who claims to not know what he had for breakfast earlier that day with solving the nation’s tough problems? Gruber and the President may think most of us are stupid, but at least we know the answer to the previous question – we can’t. That’s why he lost the Senate. Oh yeah, Mr. President, you probably haven’t heard, but you lost the Senate! Consider yourself briefed.



4 Responses to “Barack Obama: The Short-Term Memory President”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Nov 19th, 2014

    EW:

    “U da man!”

  2. E. Williams

    Nov 19th, 2014

    Ha! Yeah right. Thanks PhilB!

  3. Captain america

    Nov 19th, 2014

    ….his brain is fried from 4 years in high school chooming …
    Why no one has linked his behavior to his drug dependency
    Is beyond me!

    • Philbert of Macadamia

      Nov 20th, 2014

      ………add to that the aroma of where he kept his stash. Even today his head is still in the same place.

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