Rosetta Stone Publishes New CD Set on How to Speak “Michael Brown Case”

by on 28/11/14 at 5:30 am

Dipshit is now considered a racist word according to the 'Racist Word,' a consumer oversight organization which monitors the English language and derogatory phrasings. In the past, the organization has been accused of being comprised of mainly dipshits.

Dipshit is now considered a racist word according to ‘The Racist Word,’ a consumer oversight organization which monitors the English language and daily use of derogatory phrasings. The word ‘dipshit’ is now classified as ‘racist’ and its use should be closely monitiored. In the past, the organization has been accused of being comprised of mainly dipshits, douchebags, and a few tallywhackers.

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com)

In light of the tension amongst cable news pundits analyzing the Michael Brown case in Ferguson, and just in time for your Christmas wish list, Rosetta Stone has just released its latest set of CD’s to help average Americans learn to speak correctly when referring to the case involving Michael Brown, cop Darren Wilson, and the people of Ferguson.

The set includes a battery operated electrical device that delivers 1000 volts to the neck if a perceived racially charged (Zzzzzzzzap!) word is used while practicing.

American civil rights attorney Lisa Bloom, who is smarter than the rest of us, has determined the word “charged” is racially offensive to blacks so I was zapped in the last paragraph for even typing the word.  We’re not sure why the term is considered racist, but Lisa says it is and she’s on TV so it must be true.

In addition, some expert on blackness and guru on the English language appeared on Fox News Channel, stating the word “demon” is now considered racist.  The term was used by police officer Darren Wilson when describing the way Michael Brown was looking at him as he fired shots at the victim.

The words “boy,” “uppity,” “thug,” “Fergie,” and “Hey!” are no longer allowed to be uttered as well.  The pundits have deemed it so.  Please be sure you consult your ‘word-police approved’ Rosetta Stone’s boxed set “Ferguson Speak for the Racially Challenged” before you try to talk to family and friends about this important racial event.  Zzzzzap!

Damn! I guess the word “event” is now banned too.  Or is it “family” or “friends?”



One Response to “Rosetta Stone Publishes New CD Set on How to Speak “Michael Brown Case””

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Nov 28th, 2014

    Black (Zzzzzzzzap!) Friday (Zzzzzzzzap!) is being changed to………….(Zzzzzzzzap!)

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