by E. Williams on 14/01/15 at 6:44 am
WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com)
This evening, President Obama and members of his administration attended their first and, by most accounts, their last IA (Islamics Anonymous) meeting. Radical Islam is a major problem for the administration but they have not had the strength or courage to admit it is an issue, the critical first step in addressing any problem.
Radical Islam, like alcohol and drug abuse, or any number of other things in this world, has become a cancer around the globe. Some countries, like France and England, have, in recent days, finally come to see the problem for what it is and have declared war on the extreme part of what some consider a religion of peace.
When 17 year-old White House spokesman, little Joshie Earnest, was asked why members of the Obama administration had come to the meeting, he replied, “I don’t even know why we’re here. The American people seem to want us to be tougher in dealing with radical Islam, but I don’t even know what that is. I mean, sure, we have dangerous extremists we need to deal with but those are just people in the Tea Party. We don’t have a problem with radical Islam. That’s ridiculous!”
Moments later, Attorney General Eric Holder was repeatedly asked if radical Islam was a problem in America. He responded by saying, “We don’t stereotype.” The regular members shook their heads silently, recognizing the telltale signs of denial.
Members of the President’s cabinet squirmed in their seats as the leader of the group lectured them on the dangers of denying their problem. When he asked President Obama why he hadn’t attended the anti-terrorism rally in France, the President said, “I didn’t want to make it all about me. Besides, Valerie (Jarrett) wouldn’t let me go.”
“Don’t you think it would have been wise to send some leaders from America, to show solidarity with the rest of the world’s leaders who attended?” the group leader asked.
The President laughed and said, “Yeah, if we had any.”
The group leader was heard later, saying to some other group members outside, “These guys are still trying to hide from the facts. They’re not ready to deal with their problem. I guess it’s going to take them hitting rock bottom, meaning a major tragedy on American soil and the unnecessary loss of American lives for these guys to wake up and take radical Islam seriously. It’s sad.”