Talks Begin On First US Islamic State Locating In New York City

by on 18/01/15 at 12:04 pm

Imam Anjem Choudary promises Sharia Law for all of New York City which will include strict observance of laws on burka wearing in public andthe revocation of all liquor/entertainment establishment licences.

Imam Anjem Choudary promises Sharia Law for all of New York City which will include strict observance of laws on burka wearing in public and the revocation of all liquor/entertainment establishment licenses.

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)

Radical UK imam Anjem Choudary has made a name for himself as one of the most media friendly radical Islamists in the West, semi-regularly calling for the imposition of Sharia law in both the US and in the UK where he presently resides. Recently on Fox News’s Hannity he condemned the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo for publishing cartoons of Muhammad on the pages of USA Today.

On this morning’s edition of New York This Morning, Choudary admitted that negotiations with New York City’s Mayor Bill DeBlasio have begun over a power sharing agreement where the five boroughs of NYC would be brought under both Shari Law and New York State law governed equally by both DeBlasio and Choudary. This radical approach to Islamic fairness was endorsed by both the Mayor’s office and supporting staff working under the radical British Imam. The Obama administration praised the initiative as an example of American inclusiveness and a model for European allies to follow.

“We promise to keep the New York streets clean of un-Godly behavior,” said a visibly happy and smiling Choudary while he held up a 214 page list of capitol offenses which, under Sharia Law, would be punishable starting out with public flogging and including public and televised beheadings for major offenses.

Several staffers from Gracie Mansion said renovations for a Grand Mosque attached to the Mayor’s mansion should be begin as soon as April of this year with the 350,000 square foot mosque being the largest in New York State.

At the top of the list is a drastic and radical change to the fabled New York City Police Department where fifty percent of the city’s 33,000 sworn police officers will be retired or furloughed and the vacancies filled with Isamic police trained in both New York law and Sharia Law.

Sources claim almost 7,500 Islamic police officers are to be given emergency visas and allowed to immigrate from Algeria and the Sudan under the White House’s new immigration plan that promises to fill vacancies in special professions where there’s a shortage of Americans unwilling or unable to properly fill the critical jobs.

Iman Choudary finished the NYTHM interview praising the helpfulness of both the DeBlasio and Obama Administrations with helping with the wishes of almost a billion Islamic belivers in the quest for world peace.

“You’ll share in my happiness with all the changes ahead,” claimed Chaudary as he presented the NYTHM host with a presentation ISIS flag similar to the black flag soon to be flying over Gracie MNansion.



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