Rudy Giuliani Now Reveals the President Has a Little Dick Too

by on 26/02/15 at 6:30 am

After a short hop aboard Air Force One, Democratic Chjaorwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz discusses the Giuliani penis claim with President Obama. Wasserman-Schultz described in detail about her recent closed door meeting with memebers of the Black Congressional Caucus members


After a short hop aboard Air Force One, Democratic Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz discusses the Giuliani small penis claim with President Obama.
Wasserman-Schultz described in vivid detail all about her recent closed door meeting with ‘members’ of the Black Congressional Caucus.


Speaking to a group of conservatives just before they all head to CPAC later this week, Rudy Giuliani told a crowd today that President Obama ‘not only doesn’t love America, but the President also has a little dick’. The crowd reacted with little emotion since most conservatives have long suspected this to be true anyway.

“It’s about time someone well-known in the Republican party started speaking the truth about the President,” Mary Harper, an election official from Ohio and event attendee said. “Speaking as a woman, we’re very intuitive about these things. I’ve long suspected the President was compensating for a shortcoming and it’s refreshing that Rudy is putting this out there. He’s just saying things that most of us have known for years now.”

Rudy doubled down on his charge that the President is unpatriotic and doesn’t love America, that he was raised to be a Marxist, and that he has a little pecker. When asked by a reporter if he was going too far in his latest assertion, Rudy responded, “Then let him prove me wrong.”

17 year-old White House Spokesboy, Joshie Earnest, emphatically and categorically denied the former mayor’s charges saying, “I can assure you Mr. Giuliani’s comments are way off and have no basis in reality.” When pressed by Ed Henry of Fox News about how he knew this, Earnest replied, “No comment.”

Mr. Giuliani hated that he even had to address the President’s manhood but felt the nation needed to hear it. “ My only regret is that I waited so long to make this information public. It could have swung the election in 2012. I can’t imagine America would knowingly elect a nearly dick-less President.”

Elsewhere, leaders of ISIS reacted to the news with muted surprise. An unidentified ISIS general said, “We actually thought because of Mr. Obama’s sporadic drone strikes and lack of toughness toward our movement that he might have even had a vagina. So we were somewhat surprised. It makes sense now though. We refer to him as ‘The Little Dick’ anyway.”

8 Responses to “Rudy Giuliani Now Reveals the President Has a Little Dick Too”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Feb 26th, 2015

    Potential 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton plans to have plastic surgery to alter her face to look like Barack Obama and take advantage of Obama’s low information voters.

    A sex change operation is also being considered, in light of the above revelation, with size being a large factor. A smiling former President Bill Clinton has been silent about this issue!

    Foreign donor contributions to the Clinton Foundation will finance all the necessary procedures.

  2. E. Williams

    Feb 26th, 2015

    Thank God for foreign donations! Right?

    ” We didn’t know anything about them! How did those donations get in there?”

  3. Captain america

    Feb 26th, 2015

    Off shore donations for the Clinton sperm bank

  4. Philbert of Macadamia

    Feb 26th, 2015

    The “Jackass” in the White House got his Democratic FCC stooges to regulate the Internet content, speed and of course taxes to pay for personal computers for his low information voters. Get all your political comments in before the ObamaNet “Political Thought Police” show up! (This new regulation might work just as well as the federal governments Do Not Call List!!!)

  5. Extirpates

    Feb 26th, 2015

    Does this refer to “Little Dick” Durbin?

  6. Irina Baranova

    Aug 25th, 2017

    Ppl, I had tons of dicks in my life, I am PRO in this area. I spoke w Obama in person and gave him sweet hug. Trust me , his dick is huge! If he wasn’t married I would make love to him 24/7. Obama is a smoking hot, I get so horny every time I look at him

  7. O'Leg Pee

    Aug 25th, 2017

    If you had really shagged him Madam tou would know that due to a skin condition his balls are white. And coverd in ginger heirs.