Monica Lewinski Announces Presidential Bid

by on 16/04/15 at 6:39 am

Monica election posters are being gobbled up over Hillary's by a 10 to 1 margin.

Monica election posters are being gobbled up over Hillary’s by a 10 to 1 margin.


The Lewinski team was quick to grab all high visibility bill board locations across the US like this one on Colorado's I-70 at the Eisenhower Tunnel.

The Lewinski team was quick to grab all high visibility bill board locations across the US like this one on Colorado’s I-70 at the Eisenhower Tunnel.

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)

After a string of successful personal mea culpa appearances over the past 18 months where she promoted her version of very public humiliation during her brief employment at the White House as an intern with benefits. Monica Lewinski called a press conference today and announced plans for her immediate future.

Lewinski, age 42, announced the next move in her life’s story as….Madame President!

Dressed in a GAP blue dress similar to the one made famous with Presidential DNA and a wig reminescent of her 1990’s hairdo, Lewinski promised a fair campaign where she’ll push for equal pay rights for women workers and fairnes in TV reporting. It was Lewinski who publically refuted being a Democrat in 1999 stating, “The Democrats really left a bad taste in my mouth during the 90s.” Reportedly, she’ll be running as an independent.

Her staff unveiled the campaign’s motto…‘I got the job done when Hillary couldn’t’…which many found profound and to the point.

More as we get it……..



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