Obama Says Clinton Foundation is Model For Future Barack and Michelle Foundation

by on 08/05/15 at 7:24 am

Look Into The Future?? The major problem with the Obama's trying anything with non-profit ventures is they'll screw up and do a 'perp walk' together much to the delight of most Americans.

Look Into The Future??
The major problem with the Obama’s trying anything with a non-profit foundation is they’ll screw it up by being greedy and end up doing a ‘perp walk’ together much to the delight of most hard working Americans.

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com)

The Clinton Foundation is mired in scandal and that suits the First Couple just fine. “Scandal is about all we know,” Mr. Obama said in outlining his future plans for a slush fund, er, foundation bearing he and his wife’s names. “We’re so impressed with the things the Clinton’s have managed to get away with that we’ve decided to use their foundation as the model for The Obama Foundation someday.”

“I mean, the way they’ve laundered hundreds of millions through that ponzi scheme is a thing of beauty,” said the President. “Michelle and I plan on living a lavish lifestyle for the rest of our lives and I can tell you one thing…WE”RE not going to pay for it!” Mr. Obama said, laughing.

“Michelle has already started spending time with Hillary learning all the best ways to hide the entity from public scrutiny. From the best accounting tricks to use to the best ways to avoid leaving a paper trail to the best excuses to use when the scam is eventually discovered, she’s trying to learn all she can from the master.”

“Oh sure, we’ll build a school or two in Tanzania, fly a few shipments of medicine into the Sudan, and provide pallets of drinking water for survivors of a natural disaster in some far away country. You have to do that stuff. It’s always nice to help others but, let’s be honest, mama’s vacations are CRAZY expensive and my girls have grown up in the lap of luxury so it would be a crime to take that away from them. We’ll have to make sure they get their millions too, just like Chelsea.”

“We’ll be able to do whatever we want to do with our foundation because ‘What are you going to do?’ You all are going to be so busy trying to salvage what’s left of the country after I’m through with it that you won’t have time to care about what we’re doing anyway!”

3 Responses to “Obama Says Clinton Foundation is Model For Future Barack and Michelle Foundation”

  1. Bargis

    May 8th, 2015

    good one and can’t wait to see what these two idiots do next

  2. Captain america

    May 8th, 2015

    Half white priviledge…

  3. Philbert of Macadamia

    May 9th, 2015

    Legacy: Dont step in the Obama!

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