by E. Williams on 12/06/15 at 5:46 am
NEW YORK – (satireworld.com)
In an attempt to make everyone forget the last two months of missteps on the campaign trail, Hillary Clinton wants a do-over. She will “reset” her presidential run with ANOTHER announcement this weekend on Roosevelt Island. Seems funny that the woman with the greatest name recognition in the world of politics is the only one who has to announce to the world that she’s running for president TWICE. And this may not be the last. You never know with Hillz.
You can count on one thing though – the missteps will continue because she doesn’t know any better. The next operating version of Hillary will be just as buggy and full of mistakes as the old version. The packaging might be updated but the tone deafness, the out-of-touch qualities, the “I’m better than you” condescension will all still be there. The phony “I really do give a rip about you” and “I want to be a champion for you poor folk” attitude will still be there too.
Experts have looked at the new iOS version of Hillary and have determined it still lacks compassion, humility, integrity, charisma, empathy, and common sense. Many had hoped to see these qualities built into the latest version of Hillary but, each time the qualities were installed, the thirst for power took over and left no room for these plug-ins to work properly.
So, in case you’re busy living your life this weekend and don’t catch much of the news, HILLARY CLINTON IS STILL RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. By the way, there is only one app that works with the iOS Hillary 2.0 version and it’s called ‘Clinton Foundation.’ That app is always operating in the background. The re-launch of Hillary 2.0 is being sponsored by the REALLY Ready For Hillary! No Really, We’re Ready This Time! Super Pac.