Donald Trump ‘Captured,’ Ordered Held in Broom Closet by RNC

by on 23/07/15 at 6:17 am

Trump will be allowed to watch endless re-runs of  'The Apprentice' in his closeted domain

Trump will be allowed to watch endless re-runs of
‘The Apprentice’ in his closeted domain


Because of his thoughtless comments about Senator John McCain being captured during the Vietnam war, Republican Party Chairman, Reince Priebus, has ordered that presidential candidate Donald Trump be held in a broom closet for one year to learn some empathy for what Mr. McCain went through.

“It’s time he learned some compassion, and not to shoot his mouth off so quickly and callously,” Priebus said of Trump. “Of course, because of the changing times, Mr. Trump’s accommodations will be a little better than Mr. McCain’s were back in Vietnam.”

Under the conditions of the deal, Mr. Trump has agreed to spend one year in a broom closet, but one in his very own Trump Plaza. The broom closet is 500 sq. feet, has a king size bed, 65 inch flat screen TV, maid service, an office, hot tub, and room service. However, because Priebus is trying to keep Trump out of the presidential race, Trump will be required to stay in the closet during the day, only leaving him nighttime hours to campaign. This will make it difficult for The Donald to attend campaign events during the day but he will be able to appear at daytime events via satellite from his broom closet.

Trump seems to be taking the exile in stride. “If this will make them happy then, whatever. I can still win this race with both billions tied behind my back. And by the time I’m through with things in 2016, Reince will be my bitch. What kind of a name is that anyway? I wouldn’t name my dog ‘Reince.’”

Trump begins his sentence immediately. Some close to Trump say he may consider apologizing for his remark right after McCain apologizes for being a lousy senator. The ball is in your court, John.

3 Responses to “Donald Trump ‘Captured,’ Ordered Held in Broom Closet by RNC”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jul 24th, 2015

    Republican Party Chairman, Reince Priebus also announced the formation of the RNC Basketball Association (RNCBA).

    The RNCBA will sponsor televised 5 man basketball teams made up of rotating Republican Presidential candidates, leading up to March Madness 2016. The final primary candidates will then be winnowed out by Republican primary voters.

    President Obama’s bracket choices will be ignored!

  2. CJhutto

    Feb 29th, 2016

    Wish this was true & not satire

  3. O'Leg Pee

    Sep 24th, 2017

    Dotard or Doturd?

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