by Oleg Penkovsky on 21/08/15 at 3:32 pm
By Oleg Penkovsky
Mashpee, Massachusetts – (satireworld.com)
A Cape Cod hot spot popular with vacationing Washington DC area adultery suspects has been dragged into the furor about an online dating-cum-social netjerking membership service’s secret accounts.
Angry residents blame a drunken Tea Party game of ‘Chinese Whispers’ for implicating the local Mashpee Radisson hotel as the epicenter of a notorious website custom-built for folks who want to ‘screw with the mob’.
This morning personal account details identified as belonging to one ‘Barry Obummer’, currently holidaying on nearby Martha’s Vineyard, were posted on a recovery website specializing in penile skin grafts and corrective surgery.
Images of a Russian vaginal cheese-grating sex aid responsible for shredding members’ manhoods also went online along with a divorce lawyer’s deposition confirming a client as being ‘locked into committed relationship’.
“Committed relationship?” one bewildered website user wrote on the comments section of the adultery-peddling site.
“As in ‘official consignment by court order to prison and/or a mental hospital’ commitment?”
Michelle Obummer is still 69