Mashpee Radisson’ website in organized adultery probe

by on 21/08/15 at 3:32 pm

Carl Plood says he did 2 hour 'sextext'  with a guy named Barry from Washington, Dc but said he was staying at the Mashpee Radisson

Carl (Carla) Harrison, who works for Chinese Whispers, says ‘she’ did 2 hour ‘transgender sextext’ with a guy named Barry from Washington, DC but said he was staying at the Mashpee Radisson.


By Oleg Penkovsky

Mashpee, Massachusetts – (satireworld.com)

A Cape Cod hot spot popular with vacationing Washington DC area adultery suspects has been dragged into the furor about an online dating-cum-social netjerking membership service’s secret accounts.
Angry residents blame a drunken Tea Party game of ‘Chinese Whispers’ for implicating the local Mashpee Radisson hotel as the epicenter of a notorious website custom-built for folks who want to ‘screw with the mob’.

This morning personal account details identified as belonging to one ‘Barry Obummer’, currently holidaying on nearby Martha’s Vineyard, were posted on a recovery website specializing in penile skin grafts and corrective surgery.

Images of a Russian vaginal cheese-grating sex aid responsible for shredding members’ manhoods also went online along with a divorce lawyer’s deposition confirming a client as being ‘locked into committed relationship’.

“Committed relationship?” one bewildered website user wrote on the comments section of the adultery-peddling site.

“As in ‘official consignment by court order to prison and/or a mental hospital’ commitment?”

Michelle Obummer is still 69



5 Responses to “Mashpee Radisson’ website in organized adultery probe”

  1. Captain america

    Aug 21st, 2015

    …eyewitness claim Barry “danger” dragged out of Zacherys” a local men’s club. By wife Michelle who hasn’t bee seen in public during 2 week million dollar vacation….last seen on day one when Barry urged to
    “Go swim with the seals!”

  2. Captain america

    Aug 22nd, 2015

    Oleg is the real deal….and a REAL colonel…no fake Bolivian
    Dork!

  3. O'Leg Pee

    Aug 29th, 2015

  4. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 29th, 2015

    Is this the same Barry who doesn’t like guns because his only fires blanks?

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