Hillary Circumvented State Dept By Transmitting Classified Info Psychically

by on 01/09/15 at 4:59 am

An all new comic book pays tribute to Hillary's extraordinary powers....'Pants Suit Woman' (issue 1 volume 2) portrays the  candidate as... "so strong she can crush walnuts with her vagina."

An all new comic book pays tribute to Hillary’s extraordinary powers….’Pants Suit Woman’ (issue 1 volume 2) portrays the candidate as… “so strong she can crush walnuts with her vagina.”


Hillary often send mental images to hubby Bill back in the 1990's. Perhaps her greatest telepathic image  sent to Bill was one of Gennifer Flowers morphing into a Great White shark just as her head went down to his lap.

Hillary often send mental images to hubby Bill back in the 1990’s. Perhaps her greatest telepathic image sent to Bill was one of Gennifer Flowers morphing into a Great White shark just as her head went down to his lap.

CLEVELAND – (satireworld.com)

The latest excuse for how Hillary Clinton managed to do her job as Secretary of State if she never sent or received any classified materials through her home-grown private email server, as she claims, is that she used her head. During a campaign event here today, the former First Lady said she did an end around the State Department by sending and receiving all classified information psychically.

Hillary explained to reporters that she knew someday she would have to square how she dealt with top secret data on the job while still keeping everything “off the grid” so she could cover her tracks and keep investigators from uncovering any wrongdoing on her part in the future. She said the process of transmitting information to foreign leaders in this manner was tricky at times.

“Often times, Huma and I would light an incense candle in a darkened room and hold a seance to send information telepathically. They would usually have to find a psychic in the other country to translate for the dignitary on the other end because most other leaders don’t have my extraordinary powers,” Clinton said.

Hillary likened her abilities to another famous TV psychic. “Additionally, a method we used to avoid leaving an electronic trail was to have a foreign leader send classified materials by snail mail to my private P.O. box. Then I would hold the envelope up to my head like Carnac the Magnificent and decipher the contents of the letter that way. I would use gloves so my fingerprints wouldn’t be all over the letter and we would then immediately have the materials shredded and burned.”



2 Responses to “Hillary Circumvented State Dept By Transmitting Classified Info Psychically”

  1. Patriot Girl

    Sep 1st, 2015

    Haw haw haw!! Very very funny! But DONT GIVE HER ANY IDEAS! Bec she’s so fucking desperate that her lesbian affair with HUMA will be revealed but that she has blood on her hooves from the Benghazi debacle…I pray they throw her in the big house for ever! Great funny read! Thank you!!

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