by Jon Worthington on 19/10/15 at 6:05 pm
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
The powers at the White House are downplaying the recent war drum rhetoric from militant generals in North Korea concerning a possible pre-emptive nuclear weapon strike against the US or its Pacific military bases.
Vice President Joe Biden scoffed that the communist north would be able to launch a rocket capable of striking a major target effectively, forgeting that even a near miss would wreck havoc and cause widespread deaths. According to Biden, “Hey! They only have a few of those babies and do you think they’re going to waste them on us?”
The North Korean army said today it had final approval to launch “merciless” military strikes on the United States, involving the possible use of “cutting-edge” nuclear weapons.
In a statement published by the official KCNA news agency, the General Staff of the Korean People’s Army (KPA) said it was formally informing Washington, and that nitwit from Delaware, that reckless US threats would be “smashed by…”cutting-edge smaller, lighter and diversified nuclear strike means”.
“The merciless operation of (our) revolutionary armed forces in this regard has been finally examined and ratified,” the statement said.
“The US had better ponder over the prevailing grave situation,” it added.
Biden again downplayed the rhetoric by saying the Koreans can’t have a nuclear weapon unless they can pass stringent background and mental health history checks.