Trump: ‘My Schlong Is Bigger Than Hillary’s’

by on 24/12/15 at 1:06 pm

Congresswoman and DNC chairperson, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz departs Air Force One and confirms to the President that Trump's recent allegations about Trump's schlong size. Wasserman-Schultz confided to friends afterward that 'she's Jewish and knows a thing or two about schlongs!'

Congresswoman and ex-DNC chairperson, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz departs Air Force One and confirms to the President that Trump’s recent allegations about Trump’s schlong size. Wasserman-Schultz confided to friends afterward that ‘she’s Jewish and knows a thing or two about schlongs! She also mentioned that ‘sometimes you gotta take one for the cause’, but didn’t elaborate.’


Is Hillary's bigger? The proof might be in the mirror reflection of what Hillary has hidden behind that chair she's sitting in.

Is Hillary’s bigger? The proof might be in the mirror reflection of what Hillary has hidden behind that chair she’s sitting in.

Trump Towers, NYC – (satireworld.com)

Rocking from his recent successful taunting of Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton by accusing her of being ‘schlonged’ by political neophyte Barack Obama back in 2008, Donald Trump again raised the ante by stating at a recent media gathering that ‘his schlong is bigger than Hillary’s!’

It appears that few really disagree.

According to the Guinness Book, Hillary’s ‘schlong-of-record’ is made entirely of colored latex, has a belt apparatus attached, and those two additions disqualifies her from any attempts to enter it as a world record. “It has to be real and not a make-believe appendage. Even though someone might desire a penis it still has to be skin and attached to qualify, claims Guinness Book curator Howard Statin.

Hubby and ex-president Bill Clinton somewhat grudgingly agrees. ‘Hillary has some balls alright, but in the dick department I have it covered, unless of course you challenge the meaning of what ‘it’ is.’

Hillary’s closest associate, Huma Abedin, supports Hillary’s claim that she has her very own ding-dong and admits that it’s gigantic! Many believe that this Adebin claim is somewhat responsible for Huma’s husband, Anthony Weiner’s past problems with his flashing the internet with his penis photos ultimately causing his resignation from Congress. Penis envy of sorts.

Guinness World Record Holder Bargis Tryhol stepped into the fray with his own observations….
“She’s definetely gonna need a bigger bat to play in the major leagues come 2016.”

Tryhol is the current World’s Largest Penis record holder at title he’s defended since 2008.



2 Responses to “Trump: ‘My Schlong Is Bigger Than Hillary’s’”

  1. Captain america

    Dec 25th, 2015

    …..Bargis willing to lay it alll on the table!

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Dec 28th, 2015

    Is this the reason Obama is always playing with little white balls?

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