Megyn Kelly Won’t Confirm if She and Michael Moore Are Dating

by on 29/01/16 at 6:15 am

Moore waits outside Kelly's apartment building and gives his hemorrhoids a thorough massage on a handy hydrant.

Moore waits outside Kelly’s apartment building for her to come down for pizza. Meanwhile, he gives his hemorrhoids a thorough massage on a handy hydrant.


Moore and Kelly did meet up in Miami later last week and she watched in disgust as Moore ate his way through South Beach's finest restaurants.

Moore and Kelly did meet up in Miami later in the week. She later remarked about how disgusted she was as Moore ate his way through South Beach’s finest restaurants and then spent hours in their suite’s bathroom making rather odd body noises.

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com)

Sparks flew last night between Fox News’s anchorbabe, and Donald Trump Kryptonite, Megyn Kelly, and smooth talking, liberal lady’s man Michael Moore. The four hundred-plus pound Moore has a long history of sweeping famous women off their feet, from Nancy Pelosi to Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Moore appeared on The Kelly File this week to discuss Donald Trump’s decision not to appear at an upcoming Republican debate. He praised Megyn for being tough on Trump during the first GOP debate and then moved in for the kill.

Saying, “I don’t know why Trump would want to deprive himself of your company. Why is he afraid? I’m sitting here and I’m not afraid,” Moore elicited her response, “You shouldn’t. I’m a pussycat.”

Moore then suggested maybe taking Kelly out for dinner after the show. Some viewers said it looked to them like she might have blushed at the invitation.

Megyn said later, “I was really caught off guard. I have to admit, to have a man as suave as Michael Moore find you attractive is quite a thrill! But I knew he was kind of joking about the dinner date when he pulled out a slice of pizza from under his third chin and ate that while he downed a case of Yoo-hoo’s during the rest of the interview.”

Kelly is happily married with children, but people at the network said that after the interview, Moore asked Megyn for her phone number. Kelly wouldn’t say if the number she gave Moore was legit or not. Damn you, Michael Moore, for being so irresistible to women!



2 Responses to “Megyn Kelly Won’t Confirm if She and Michael Moore Are Dating”

  1. Bargis

    Jan 29th, 2016

    bet he makes her pick up the tab

  2. Captain america

    Jan 30th, 2016

    …not the only thing she’d have to pick up….with a tweezer!
    He later begged for an “eyelash job”…..she refused to blink him off…

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