It’s ‘Madder Than Hell’ Week In Washington, DC

by on 12/02/16 at 3:51 pm

Bernie doesn't like getting mad as it effects his IBS condition.

Bernie doesn’t like getting mad as it effects his IBS condition.


Howard Beale, a long term member of the White House press corp shows his anger after Press Secretary Josh Earnest lays another whopper on them about Obama's being 'madder than hell' while golfing with his buddies.

Howard Beale, a long term member of the White House press corp shows his anger after Press Secretary Josh Earnest lays another whopper on them about Obama’s being ‘madder than hell’ while golfing with his buddies.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

The fallout from the recent and ongoing Veterans Administration scandal has surfaced at the White House, after White House chief of staff says President Barack Obama is “madder than hell” about reports of treatment delays at veterans’ hospitals across the country.

Top aide Dennis McDonough tells CBS’ “Face the Nation” that Obama is demanding that Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki and others in the administration “continue to fix these things until they’re functioning the way that our veterans believe they should.” He also admitted that he himself is ‘madder than hell.’

Allegations of preventable deaths that may be linked to delays at the Phoenix VA hospital have triggered an election-year uproar.

On Friday, the top official for veterans’ health care resigned saying, “being madder than hell has caused my prostate condition to flare up.”

The State Department reported ‘madder than hell’ actions at various parts of the globe with the hottest spot being the Ukraine where activists shot and killed over 30 protesters who, as you can guess, were madder than hell. Over in Syria, ISIS were really ‘madder than hell’ and promptly cut the heads off 75 kids at the Children’s Orphanage who were terrified as hell.

In the Vatican, Pope Francis addressed anger during his Sunday sermon where he admitted that he too, can sometimes get ‘madder than heck’ at times, but always tried to control his anger.

Perennial presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, says she was ‘madder than hell’ when she found red lipstick stains on husband Bill Clintons pants fly back in 1997, but says she got even by pouring cayenne pepper into Bill’s underpants while he was showering.

The sudden surge of anger also visted the local golf course after caddy Leroy White complained that he was ‘madder than hell’ after Obama tipped him a dollar for caddying 18 holes of golf.

This fall starts ‘It’s not me week’ sponsored by the Democratic National Comnmittee timed to begin just before the fall elections.

Average Joe citizen gets his ‘madder than hell week’ around November 2nd when he or she gets to vent their anger over silliness and game playing in Washington.

Meanwhile, Bernie Saunders took some lessons from Howard Beale’s TV news approach….Messed up his hair a bit and made a threatening wry face…Than said,” I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more” A few moments later he excused himself and went into the men’s room to change his Depends.



2 Responses to “It’s ‘Madder Than Hell’ Week In Washington, DC”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Feb 12th, 2016

    Bargis: Good One.

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