Hillary: “They Can Take My Freedom, But They’ll Never Take My Vagina!”

by on 15/03/16 at 5:23 am

...Not to be out-vagina-ed, Bernie Sanders steps up for a Tampa Florida  rally as ' I'm really a big cunt man'

…Not to be out vagina-ed, Bernie Sanders steps up for a Tampa Florida rally under a banner that reads….’ I’m really a big cunt man’


Hillary as she describes her vagina in full detail for the press.

Hillary as she describes her vagina in full detail for the Florida press.


FLORIDA – (satireworld.com)

At a campaign event just before Super Tuesday voting, Hillary Clinton addressed nervous Democratic supporters who might still be undecided about whether to vote for her or Bernie Sanders, because of the threat of indictment over her email/private server scandal.

Shouting gradually louder as she assured the crowd that she could still govern the little people from a jail cell, she also reminded them that husband Bill can take care of anything she can’t because “he’s been there, done that.”

She then defiantly told the crowd that the FBI probably won’t indict her because they know if they cause her to be imprisoned, she’ll never “tell them where the bodies are.” Finally, she ended her rant, pacing back and forth across the stage, by screeching out her best William Wallace “Braveheart” impression:

 

“They may take my freedom! (pausing a moment for dramatic effect) But they’ll never take my VAGINA!!” The crowd erupted in applause as Hillary milked the moment. After a three-minute standing ovation, she calmed the crowd and told them to be seated.

“Look, that’s why nearly everybody who would ever vote for me would do so, because I have a vagina. I haven’t done anything except live high on the hog with taxpayer money for the last two decades.”

Hillary continued, “And while some may speculate that President Obama has a vagina, don’t you want a real woman in the Oval Office for the first time so you all can sleep better at night?” She then reminded them this election is not about her – It’s about relieving the nation of its guilt over having never elected a woman as president.

The audience went wild. As Clinton waved at the crowd, mouth gaping wide as she pointed at random people, she exited the stage to chants of “VA-GIN-A! VA-GIN-A! VA-GIN-A!!”



3 Responses to “Hillary: “They Can Take My Freedom, But They’ll Never Take My Vagina!””

  1. Bargis

    Mar 15th, 2016

    ……bet Huma got this message lickety-split!

  2. O'Leg Pee

    Mar 15th, 2016

    Tampax, Florida audience says she’s had a toxic tampon wedged ‘up there’ since at least 1993…

  3. Philbert of Macadamia

    Mar 15th, 2016

    With or without a VAGINA, Obama is just a PUSSY!

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